I was going through a book of quotes I’ve collected, and I came across this one…had to share. Enjoy!
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
- Louis Farrakhan: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample and keep him down.
- Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
- L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we’ll find out.
- Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don’t know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
- Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told!
- Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
- Grandpa: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
- Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
- Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken.
- Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
- Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chicken have to cross before you believe it?
- Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
- Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?