Funny Friday

I was going through a book of quotes I’ve collected, and I came across this one…had to share.  Enjoy!


Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

According to…


  • Louis Farrakhan:  The road, you see, represents the black man.  The chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample and keep him down.
  • Colonel Sanders:  I missed one?
  • L.A. Police Department:  Give us five minutes with the chicken and we’ll find out.
  • Richard M. Nixon:  The chicken did not cross the road.  I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.  I don’t know any chickens.  I have never known any chickens.
  • Dr. Seuss:  Did the chicken cross the road?  Did he cross it with a toad?  Yes!  The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told!
  • Ernest Hemingway:  To die.  In the rain.
  • Grandpa:  In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road.  Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
  • Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
  • Saddam Hussein:  This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken.
  • Captain James T. Kirk:  To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
  • Fox Mulder:  You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.  How many more chicken have to cross before you believe it?
  • Machiavelli:  The point is that the chicken crossed the road.  Who cares why?  The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
  • Einstein:  Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?


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